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Three cheers for the geeks!!!


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Oh yeah. 

Geeks.  Isn’t everyone a geek?  About something or another?  Yes. 

Check out my friend’s page, big sexy geek, where she shares her personal story of geekery and talks about being proud of who you are, inside and out.  Woot woot!!  She’s new to blogging too, so show her some love!

Who out there is a blogging geek?  I might look around the room to assess the situation…and then slowly and timidly raise my hand, reluctantly…finding that I would be the only one with a hand up.  Shit.

Am I?  Well…I do have a blog.  I wouldn’t say I’m obsessed with it any longer.  I can’t say that I stay up all night reading other blogs either. 

I am a geek though.  Here’s what I like to geek out about:

Organization

Writing…not necessarily blogging.  There’s things I just can’t share with you, imaginary internet people.

Humor

Coffee

Pearl Jam (duh)

Simplifying my life of material things…trying to…but I do love the things I have!

Striving to be healthy and fit

Home improvement projects

Trying to be a good and fun mom…you see, it’s hard to teach the life lessons while also being fun.  It is.

 
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Posted by on July 25, 2014 in Humor, ideas, healthy

 

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Rummage


To me, having a rummage sale is strikingly similar to taking a dump.

You get rid of all your unwanted shit…and no one really wants to pay 25 cents for it, but you certainly don’t want to keep it around gathering dust in the nooks and crannies of your house.

So you should just flush it, open a window and light a match…have a rummage sale but keep it to yourself.

 

 
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Posted by on July 19, 2014 in Uncategorized

 

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Primary


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People like to say that they could’ve made this piece of art.  They could’ve.  But they didn’t.

People like to say they hate it because it’s minimal and takes very little talent to paint a whole canvas a solid primary color.

People like to be critical.

People like to think they know everything about art.

Guess who loved this piece?  This 6 year old lovely.  Yes.  Art doesn’t have to be complex and inventive to be great.  It can be whatever it wants.  People will still run through the museum to get to it after looking at sterile still lives and portraits.  This 6 year old ran because it’s familiar and comforting and she can relate to it even though she doesn’t know the deep seeded meaning behind it.  People will still stretch their arms out and say, ‘This one is my favorite!’ just like she did.

Word to your mother.

 
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Posted by on July 12, 2014 in Anger, ideas, Uncategorized, writing

 

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L’ass’o


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Posted by on July 11, 2014 in Humor, Uncategorized

 

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Bleed on


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Of course there’s one lonely bleeding heart left on my giant bleeding heart shrub.  Shrub.  Shrubbery.  Does the word shrubbery make you think of Monty Python??

Of course there’s one left.  Such irony.  Such perfect irony.  One perfect pink little blossom left.  Am I the bleeding heart, you ask??  Does my blood valve chamber leak sticky red liquids??

Nahhhh….

 

 

 
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Posted by on July 10, 2014 in Uncategorized

 

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Malfunction….


SO…Technology ruined my Lucacris post!!  I had a clever couple of paragraphs that didn’t publish, only the blurry ass photo.  Fuckers.  But I fixed my own glitch (does that sound a little dirty??) and the text is back.  I hope I haven’t ruined my chances of working with Luda!

 
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Posted by on July 9, 2014 in Uncategorized

 

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My business, my bizznass


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I know that I almost always talk about my love of grunge and Pearl Jam, but I bet you didn’t know that I like hip hop.  I bet you didn’t know that I saw a kid politely swallow his vomit instead of throw it up all over the jam-packed, sardined crowd last week at the Ludacris show.  A kind gesture!  I bet you (nor anyone) have no idea what kind of drugs make you want to chew on other people’s hair.  I saw a dude chewing on a mouthful of blonde hair…blonde hair that belonged to the girl in front of him.  What is wrong with these kids?  I swear, I’m going to beat my girls’ asses if they ever do weird ass drugs.  Seriously.

I bet you can guess what I said when my friend asked if we wanted to go to a super secret Ludacris show at a club after his big show.  Um…..yeah, what would you say?  What would you say even if you thought it might not be true and that your Doc Marten wearing ass would never even get into a club in a million years?  You say yes, mother fuckers.  You say yes…

And despite it not really being a show and despite paying a ridiculously high cover charge and despite being dressed for a bonfire in 50 degree weather…I still danced my white girl ass off and had a blast doing it.  I am pretty positive that Ludacris and his group had a good laugh at my expense….because there was no one else dancing except this super tall caramel macchiato girl who I know from a few jobs ago.  She met Ludacris.  She’s hot.  I am not hot.

So did I meet Ludacris?  No.  Were we in the same club 10 feet away from each other?  Totally.  Did I swarm their group and try to take a photo with him?  No.  Did I take off my clothes and give him a lap dance to try to get some celebrity attention??  Absolutely not.  Will I continue to tell people that I partied with Ludacris?  Abso-fucking-lutely.  Because it was an after party.  We partied.  I put myself out there and acted like myself and had a great time.  And I think about what I might have said…and I really think that I would tell him about the vomit swallower and try to make him laugh.

I have serious respect for Ludacris.  I will also admit that I now have a small obsession with him and if I ever make a movie based on a book based on my life (super original right? hardy har har har)…well, he will just have to be a part of that project.  Oh, he’s the one in the striped shirt in the photo…btw.

BTW…I partied with Ludacris!

 
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Posted by on July 8, 2014 in Uncategorized

 

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