Someone bit the snow dick!  The snow dick cookie has been violated!   

Someone laughed when I called it a snowman dick and then snuck a nibble of it secretly.  At least eat the whole thing…..unless it tastes like garbage.  Throw it away like a used condom if it tastes like garbage.   Don’t simply take a bite and scram.

This mystery must be solved.  I’ll find the powdered sugar remnants on someone…in the corner of their mouth.  Snowman ejaculate.