Check out my dirty windshield.
It’s a good thing I was on my way to get a new car….
I was out of washer fluid. I would’ve made it clean and clear if it weren’t for the spattering combination of salt, slush, and dirt from behind a few 18 wheelers. Winter driving really does nothing for visibility.
But I got a new car! It’s nice. It was time to give the old one back because the lease was expiring, so I got to pick out a new one. The winter laughs at me…because I got a black one. By tomorrow, it will look gray. It was destiny, though. As I turned the key and started her up, the radio kicked on and I heard him. I heard my Eddie singing to me. I turned it up to make sure I wasn’t hallucinating from all the waiting room coffee. It was Eddie Vedder singing Dissident for me.
Lovely #2 also informed me of her first loose tooth today. I nearly gave away the whole tooth fairy gig. I mentioned that I might have some of Lovely #1’s old teeth.
What?? Wait….how do you have my teeth?
Well…I wanted to keep at least one for myself. I’m your mom! I snuck it and left a note for the tooth fairy saying that I wanted to keep one. I didn’t want her to have them all.
Uh…..Hey, check out the cool new car….