It is time.

The time has come. It’s been a long time coming too.  I’ve worked up the nerve and I am ready.  Nearly 10 years it’s taken….

I’m ready because I don’t care.  I’m not trying to make any sort of impression for anyone anymore. I’m ready because it doesn’t matter to me anymore. 

The time has come to fart in front of my husband without shame. 

I fart proudly. I’m tired of holding them in, making my belly hurt.

This fart’s for you!


4 thoughts on “It is time.

  1. It’s about time!!!!!!! I can’t believe you waited so long… must have been a relief. Now you can fart together as a family. I remember when you and I were finally able to fart together! Xoxo

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