Someone bit the snow dick! The snow dick cookie has been violated!
Someone laughed when I called it a snowman dick and then snuck a nibble of it secretly. At least eat the whole thing…..unless it tastes like garbage. Throw it away like a used condom if it tastes like garbage. Don’t simply take a bite and scram.
This mystery must be solved. I’ll find the powdered sugar remnants on someone…in the corner of their mouth. Snowman ejaculate.