I’ve had many references lately to those crazy happy meal characters that McDonald’s used to use in their advertising campaigns.
First off, yesterday a woman referred to get hair as french fry hair. That one made me giggle. There was a character with golden, chunky french fry looking hair. It must’ve been a girl. I feel like I’m imagining her with huge round eyes and a pink dress. I can’t remember the clever name of that one…
The little nuggets dressed up for Halloween. There was a nugget vampire, a nugget princess, a nugget cowboy perhaps. There were toys of them dressed up as well…if I remember correctly. Pretty disgusting if you think about it.
Don’t ask me why or how I get to taking about these things with people. It just happens. And I can’t take credit for the french fry hair….but it’s hilarious.
The Hamburglar. Mostly the action of being a burglar. I think we should change the word burglarized to burgled. Is that a word? Burgle? To steal? To burgle?
Hey girl, let me burgle that burger.
It makes it seem much less scary.
Grimace? That’s a terrible name for anything! It would be like me naming a child Wince, Moan, Cackle, Grumble, or Bellow.
Mom, Cackle burgled my french fries.