Human dog


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This is Polly. She is a Great Dane.  She is our human dog. 

We like to imagine that someday when we come home, we will find her vacuuming or washing dishes, mowing the lawn or singing in the shower. 

Maybe one day she’ll drive to pick the kids up from school, or we’ll find her cooking up a big pot of soup.  Perhaps relaxing with a good book wearing my glasses, practicing yoga, or ironing the laundry. 

Let’s hope we don’t find her doggy-style with any of the heathens from the neighborhood.  Slut. Please let me find her vacuuming instead. 

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