Inventions that will never happen….


How about a blowdryer that plays music instead of annoying vacuum cleaner noise? 

Or maybe even a vacuum that plays music instead of annoying vacuum cleaner noise? 

They made a toothbrush that plays music….stupid dental association….trying to make oral hygiene less painful. 

I would also love if people had to choose a theme song of the day…and it would play as you walk around.  What a morale booster to hear Eye of the Tiger as you stroll to work. 

Mine might be Loser by Beck on most days….or Crazy Train by Ozzy. 

Doesn’t Ozzy Osbourbe speak more clearly now than he used to?  I feel like he’s pulled his shit together.  Nice work, Sharon. 

The vacuum should play Black Sabbath.  NOT because they suck!!!  Seriously…I like them.  After I wrote it I realized vacuums suck and blowdriers blow….so no band should want to endorse either invention. 

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