Yes, the Lovelies have a real father. And he’s cool and all…but I’m kinda like a dad. Well, in the handy-man kind of way. I can hammer and tinker and play fix it like the best of ’em. And I love to be a little lazy sometimes. That’s a daddy mentality.
I suppose that makes me a little hermaphroditic? No no no…no dick! I have all female glandular thingies. Yay girl parts…
If I wanted to be more like a dude I could just be a lesbian. I love lesbians, only I am not one. Or a father. Or a hermaphrodite.
This day is not mine to take.
Happy Father’s day to all you daddies out there!