Who’s ever used a women’s public bathroom? Ok, everyone…
Isn’t it a little strange how there is always a curly pube on the seat? How does this little guy even get there and if you turned around to flush and saw it there, wouldn’t you clean up after yourself? Are people too good to touch their own pubes?
And why are they super long? I can see letting things go wild sometimes, but I feel like they would never get to the length that I spy on the seats. It’s like they are freakishly long pubic hairs that always seek to fall out of their follicle the moment you begin to stand up and hoist up the pants. It makes a strategic dive and always always makes its mark, right there on the seat.
It’s pretty impressive. It’s also pretty disturbing. Clean up your own pubes people.